1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:02,308 Good night. 2 00:00:02,393 --> 00:00:03,613 Well, look at you. 3 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,939 You got big plans for this evening? 4 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:07,271 Yep. Dinner reservations at café Luna 5 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,525 and these awesome seats... 6 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:09,677 Yeah, yeah. I don't really care. 7 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,135 [Laughter] 8 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:12,548 What you're really doing tonight is dinner, 9 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,277 brought in from panos pizzeria, 10 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,492 and, uh, awesome seats at our conference table. 11 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:19,541 - Contracts are waiting. - [Laughter] 12 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:22,938 They may be waiting for you, but I am a full-fledged agent 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,203 who's worked a full day. And you're not the boss of me. 14 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,896 Well, apparently, you were too busy at lip-glossing 15 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:31,124 to check your in-box, so, uh, ding! You've got mail. 16 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,635 [Laughter] 17 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,381 Gus is doing a little spring training thing 18 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,190 with the a's, and he's left his longtime trusted protégé, 19 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:39,001 Brett mahoney, in charge until he returns. 20 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,172 You wish. 21 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,778 - Oh, my god. - [Laughter] 22 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:45,219 Look at that. [Laughs] 23 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,046 Turns out, uh, I am the boss of you. 24 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:51,312 So, uhm, cheese or pepperoni? 25 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,749 Don't overlook pineapple and bacon. 26 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:55,186 [Laughter] 27 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,665 [Introductory theme song] 28 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:05,756 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 29 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:10,198 ♪ you finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 30 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:13,027 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 31 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,156 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 32 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,429 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 33 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,912 ♪ inside of me ♪ 34 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,992 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 35 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,392 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 36 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:27,605 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 37 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:30,086 ♪ you and me ♪ 38 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:34,137 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ [Ironic laughter] 39 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,578 [Introductory musical note] 40 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:42,226 Spencer, see this mess? It reeks of you. 41 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,889 [Laughter] 42 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,823 Do I need to reintroduce you to the decimal point? 43 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,414 [Laughter] 44 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,328 Are you sure there's not a decimal there? 45 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,503 Maybe it's under the mustard stain. 46 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,459 [Laughter] 47 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,158 Actually, that's my mistake... And my mustard. 48 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,546 [Laughter] 49 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,119 Sweet! I'm out. 50 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,817 [Laughter] 51 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,564 I'm sorry, Kai. 52 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,035 I'm usually very good with math and mustard packets. 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,086 Mona, I cannot keep havin' this conversation. 54 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,912 You're just not on your game, girl. 55 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,330 I know, but I'm still going through 56 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,629 a lot of stuff in my personal life. 57 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,255 Ever since my boyfriend and I broke up... 58 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,879 And I can't keep having this conversation, either. 59 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,663 Don't tell me your business. 60 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,948 Tell somebody that gets paid to listen to that nonsense. 61 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,622 Now, I know we black people have Jesus, 62 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,839 - but you need a shrink. - [Laughter] 63 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,800 Kai, you wanted to be alerted 64 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,428 the second the fresh tootsie pops got here. 65 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,935 It gives me great pleasure to announce 66 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,238 the pops have arrived. 67 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,458 [Laughter] 68 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,506 - Sweet. I'm out. - [Laughter] 69 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,506 Now listen up. 70 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,805 I heard every word she said, and she's right. 71 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,441 Everybody's talking about how you've become 72 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,338 a tragic nut-bucket, coming apart at the seams. 73 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,857 [Laughter] 74 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,210 - Everybody's saying that? - Well, actually, only me. 75 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,838 But everyone should have opened my e-mail by now. 76 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,298 [Laughter] 77 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,261 This is the most sough-after psychoanalyst 78 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,870 - in the bay area. - How do you know about her? 79 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,311 Well, she helped my friend Trevor, 80 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,897 who had a really hard time coming out... 81 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,360 - As a republican. - [Laughter] 82 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,765 There was a lot of shame involved. 83 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:07,454 [Mona sighs] 84 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,225 Maybe I do need to talk to somebody. 85 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,929 Good. Now, here are the top 100 things 86 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:14,587 - i think you need to work on. - [Laughter] 87 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,022 I'm not addicted to diet pills. 88 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:19,238 Oh, wait. This is my list. 89 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,509 Sorry. Yours must still be printing. 90 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,812 [Laughter] 91 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,251 [Introductory musical note] 92 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,686 Phyllis: Hey, baby, 93 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:28,842 you wanna have lunch together this week? 94 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,730 Sure. Sounds great. 95 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:33,169 Anything I can do to help you through this troubled time. 96 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:36,646 - Aw... well, how about Friday? - Can't do Friday. I have plans. 97 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,308 [Laughter] 98 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,312 What plans are so important that you can't meet 99 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,094 your heartbroken, unstable daughter? 100 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:45,048 - Uh, lip-waxin' appointment. - [Laughter] 101 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,527 These bad boys are growin' in gray. 102 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,619 Trust me. I'm doin' everyone a favor. 103 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:50,707 [Knock on door] 104 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,190 - Hello, ladies. - Hello, Lorenzo. 105 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,848 I don't see pastries in your hand. 106 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,262 Have you ever been to this apartment 107 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,561 when there wasn't a hungry woman 108 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:00,827 on the other side of this door? 109 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,643 Actually, I haven't. - [Laughter] 110 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,252 Teaspoon of advice: If you wanna win over Mona, 111 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,904 - keep the pastries comin'. - [Laughter] 112 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,528 And if you slip me a carrot cake or two, 113 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,425 - I'll put in a good word. - [Lorenzo giggles] 114 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,385 So, what are you doing here, 115 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,043 other than being harassed by my mother? 116 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,927 Well, I got a couple of tickets to the basquiat exhibit, 117 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,365 and I knew how much you wanted to go. 118 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,001 Oh, that's sweet, 119 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,998 but I don't think it's a good idea 120 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,460 for me to go out with you right now. 121 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,143 Well, that's cool. 122 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,624 I know you and chase just split up, 123 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,014 so I respect the fact that you need some time. 124 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,357 - Thank you. - And I promise 125 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,407 I won't ask you out again till tomorrow. 126 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,622 [Laughter] 127 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,796 [Introductory musical note] 128 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,540 Yeah. Ok, great. 129 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:47,811 - Hey, Ceci, what are you doin'? - I have a toothache. 130 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,246 [Laughter] 131 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,991 And you're soothing it with pastrami? 132 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,895 - [Laughter] - It's an old creole remedy. 133 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,381 [Laughter] 134 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:01,075 There is no eating at the desk. Didn't you get the memo? 135 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,610 Get it? I typed it! 136 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,743 - [Laughter] - [Elevator bell rings] 137 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,866 Hey, hey! Didn't you get the memo 138 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,608 about not going out to lunch? 139 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,749 No. I didn't get that memo. 140 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,962 Yes, she did! I handed it to her. 141 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,751 [Laughter] 142 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,416 See what happens when you don't hold the elevator for me? 143 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,446 [Laughter] 144 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,430 Ok, this is what I'm talking about, people. 145 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,800 We do not take leisurely lunches 146 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,576 when there is a baseball draft looming. 147 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,761 First of all, I just went downstairs 148 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,127 to get some peanut butter crackers 149 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,722 from the machine. 150 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,686 Second of all, that draft's not till next month. 151 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,416 Ok, this is what I'm talking about, people. 152 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,438 See, apparently, Thorne thinks there's an "i" in "team." 153 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,356 She's playing a little game called "procrastination," 154 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,081 where no one is the winner. 155 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,575 Although, Thorne has actually given me a really good idea. 156 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,992 Why wait till next month 157 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,001 when we can and will finish our draft prep 158 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,403 before any of you go home tonight? 159 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,134 You skinny chicks ruin everything. 160 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,700 [Laughter] 161 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,747 [Introductory musical note] 162 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,662 I mean, if you really think about it, 163 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,527 my problems seem so inconsequential, 164 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,710 compared to what's going on in the rest of the world. 165 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:04,796 Plus, I've got my health, my career is going great, 166 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,446 - my hair is workin'. - [Laughter] 167 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,541 Really, the more I talk about it, 168 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,560 the more I realize I shouldn't even be in therapy, 169 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,758 - so I guess we're done. - [Laughter] 170 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,241 Oh, all right then. Good luck! 171 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,421 - [Laughter] - What? 172 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:18,917 You're really gonna let me walk out of here 173 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,683 - screwed up as I am? - No. 174 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,511 I knew you'd crack before you hit the door. 175 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,379 [Laughter] 176 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,601 Sit down and grab the tissues, you're gonna need 'em. 177 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,780 Well, I get puffy when I cry, so don't dig too deep. 178 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,736 [Laughter] 179 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,515 Mona, I think a good use of this session 180 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:33,779 would be to focus 181 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,261 on the chase and Lorenzo issues. 182 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,221 Let's start by examining the link 183 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:38,919 between your fears of getting too close 184 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:41,047 and the impact of your parents' divorce. 185 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,319 There's no link between my relationships 186 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,803 and my dad abandoning us... 187 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,453 Except I never have been able to sustain a relationship. 188 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,367 - You're good. - [Laughter] 189 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,329 - And you're damaged. - [Laughter] 190 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,938 So, since you have such excellent insurance, 191 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:00,676 why don't we pencil you in for the next 20 Fridays? 192 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,208 [Introductory musical note] 193 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,252 Come on, little Dee, it's girl's night out. 194 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,427 - Coco and I both dressed up. - [Laughter] 195 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,385 Mom, I'm swamped. 196 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,343 Brett's become a power-hungry tyrant 197 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,302 since Gus put him in charge. 198 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,170 But we've been invited to yappy hour. 199 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,481 [Laughter] 200 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,657 It's the latest craze 201 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:19,902 in upscale doggy matchmaking. 202 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,013 Tonight, coco's making her debut 203 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,234 as the hot new purebred on the social scene. 204 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,714 [Laughter] 205 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,014 I didn't know coco was looking. 206 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:32,410 She's not a pup anymore. And neither are you. 207 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,015 Now, on the other end of those leashes, 208 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,852 you might find a rich, handsome bachelor. 209 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,693 But a word of caution: Stay away from the men 210 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,201 - with great Danes. - [Dog sneezes] 211 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,724 Bless you! They're overcompensating. 212 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,588 - [Laughter] - [Knock on door] 213 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:44,991 Coming! 214 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,248 [Dee Dee sighs] 215 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,603 Ceci, what are you doin' here? 216 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,076 Waitin' for my arms to fall off 217 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,646 if you don't take these damn files. 218 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,433 [Laughter] 219 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,797 Dee Dee, I don't believe I've met your charming, 220 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:57,183 yet disturbingly aggressive friend. 221 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,224 Mom, this is Ceci. She works for Brett. 222 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:03,475 Not for long, unless you get that madman off our backs! 223 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,290 See, we all got together in the parking garage 224 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,380 and decided he's torturing us to prove his worth to Gus. 225 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,139 What does that have to do with me? 226 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,837 Now that you're full-time, 227 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,135 you've stolen Brett's thunder, and he wants it back. 228 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,621 [Laughter] 229 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,321 Of course my dear's stolen his thunder. 230 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,858 The Thorne girls were born to outshine. 231 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,108 Which reminds me: 232 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,504 Don't wag your tail at the mixer. 233 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,037 The labradoodles will think you're a tease. 234 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,066 [Laughter] 235 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,348 Is your mama talkin' to that dog? 236 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,854 [Laughter] 237 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,251 Yeah, but coco stopped listening years ago... 238 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:33,115 - Just like the rest of us. - [Laughter] 239 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,118 Ceci, it's human nature to want to impress your boss, 240 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:39,001 so let's all lay low and cut Brett some slack. 241 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,613 Mm-hmm. That's where you stand, huh? 242 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,784 Just so you know, 243 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:42,739 there's gonna be another meetin' 244 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,086 in the parking garage, 245 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,715 and this time, we gonna sit on your car. 246 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,352 [Laughter] 247 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,009 [Introductory musical note] 248 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,362 Phyllis, why don't you order your own fries? 249 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,836 'Cause if I eat 'em off your plate, 250 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,836 - i don't have to pay for 'em. - [Laughter] 251 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,358 Good idea. 252 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,371 Dee Dee, can I hit that burger? 253 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,023 - Listen! - [Laughter] 254 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,677 I put my job on the line sneaking out for this meat! 255 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,292 - It's all mine. - [Laugther] 256 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,992 Hey! What are you guys doing here, 257 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,422 having lunch all together without me? 258 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,824 Uh... we're just having lunch. 259 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,734 - All together. - Without you. 260 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,259 - [Laughter] - Bye, now. 261 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,043 I thought you had an appointment, 262 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:26,167 - and who else is here? - Uh... nobody. 263 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,661 Then why is there an extra plate of food? 264 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:32,482 - It's for my cats. - And it's half-eaten because... 265 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,752 I had to taste it for 'em. They're very finicky. 266 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,225 Waiter, this is way too much Pesto 267 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,014 - for commander paws. - [Laughter] 268 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,758 Mona. 269 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,302 So this is why you couldn't have lunch with me, 270 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,631 because you're seeing my ex behind my back? 271 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,125 Hey, you're still seeing your father. 272 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,941 [Laughter] 273 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,223 Look, there's a logical reason why we're all here together, 274 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,292 which Spencer will explain to you. 275 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,545 As soon as I get the dessert menu. 276 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,418 [Laughter] 277 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,899 Mona, I know this looks bad. 278 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,119 But just because you stopped seeing chase 279 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,649 - doesn't mean we have to. - I can't believe you people. 280 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,213 No wonder I'm seeing a therapist. 281 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,430 You're seeing a what? I'm a therapist. 282 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,349 If you have problems, you come to me. 283 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,264 Mona, I invited them. Why don't you join us? 284 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,830 I think if any of you wanted me here, 285 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,307 I would have known before now. 286 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,750 Good news, guys! They've got pie! 287 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:20,916 [Laughter] 288 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,796 You saw all three of them together with chase? 289 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,726 Yeah, and, apparently, it wasn't the first time. 290 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,317 The also went to a gospel brunch. 291 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,981 - God knew and I didn't. - [Laughter] 292 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,936 Ooh, deceit, betrayal, alfresco dining. 293 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,345 I can't believe I wasn't involved. 294 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,638 [Laughter] 295 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,734 Adam: This is unforgivable. 296 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,553 Not only is it unforgivable, it just... 297 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,251 Wait a minute. Why are you so mad? 298 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,578 'Cause they wouldn't wait until 1:30 299 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,170 - when I could get there. - [Laughter] 300 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,342 Mona, I reviewed the numbers you messed up. 301 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,131 Actually, I had the intern do it. 302 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,955 He picked up my dry cleaning and washed my car. 303 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,704 - Gotta learn dude's name. - [Laughter] 304 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,786 Don't act like everything's normal between us. 305 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,875 - You cheated on me! - Cheated? 306 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,794 Yes! Sharing artichoke and spinach dip 307 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,419 with chase smack in the middle of the day! 308 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,136 - What say you, traitor? - [Laughter] 309 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,621 I say that attitude is the reason 310 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,371 we pretended we couldn't wait for you. 311 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:13,022 - [Laughter] - Be that way. 312 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,907 Now I'm glad I ate that pie you left in the fridge. 313 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,145 [Laughter] 314 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:21,074 Look, Mona, you're my girl and all, 315 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:24,028 but the truth is chase has a 220 bowling average, 316 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,818 and I don't want him quittin' the league. 317 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,602 That can mess up the rhythm I got with bowling groupies. 318 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,078 - [Laughter] - There are bowling groupies? 319 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,908 Not as hot as basketball groupies, 320 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,956 - but they're just as eager. - [Laughter] 321 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,311 Mona, great work on this video budget. 322 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,003 Looks like you're back on your game. 323 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,660 Glad you got your personal problems under control. 324 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,325 Well, she thought she did, until she caught 325 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,895 her so-called friends and family lunching 326 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,492 with her ex-boyfriend without me. 327 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,006 [Laughter] 328 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,969 Well, my ex hung out with my best friend 329 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,058 - after we split. - What did you do? 330 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,187 Sent them a baby gift nine months later. 331 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,279 [Laughter] 332 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,421 [Introductory musical note] 333 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,332 - Do you have a few minutes? - Sure. I got five. Hold on. 334 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,195 Ceci, send a memo to the troops. 335 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,211 Instead of 10:00, we'll be working till 10:05 tonight. 336 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,954 [Laughter] 337 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,425 It's really too bad. I was trying 338 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,665 to dismiss everybody a little early, but... 339 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,950 [Laughter] 340 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,039 Brett, your troops are overworked. 341 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,699 Have you noticed half the staff 342 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,573 is wearing the same clothes as yesterday, 343 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,444 which means they never went home? 344 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,136 You know what? 345 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,593 I'm gonna tell everybody to keep a spare set of clothes 346 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,486 and a deodorant stick in their car. 347 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,884 [Laughter] 348 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,837 Ceci, I have another memo. 349 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,536 You about to have another assistant. 350 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,843 [Laughter] 351 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,503 Brett! People are unhappy, and... how should I say this? 352 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,845 - They hate you! - [Laughter] 353 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,496 Don't you know you get more results 354 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,419 when you are nice to people? 355 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,774 Oh. This week's lesson was brought to you by 356 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,635 the letter "p" and the number "5". 357 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,596 [Laughter] 358 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,604 I came to warn you, you pompous ass! 359 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,117 What you have on your hands 360 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,171 is a potentially dangerous situation. 361 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:02,036 When people are overworked, starved and sleep-deprived, 362 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,219 they will do damn near anything to anyone at any time. 363 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,346 - I'm just sayin'. - [Laughter] 364 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,828 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold up now! 365 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,920 Nobody is gonna torch Brett's car. 366 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,659 [Laughter] 367 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,100 Think about it, people. 368 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,096 His parking garage is our parking garage. 369 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,760 And some of us don't have insurance. 370 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,373 [Laughter] 371 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,893 Besides, I just got flames painted on my mustang. 372 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,328 [Laughter] 373 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,894 [Introductory musical note] 374 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,982 I know you're upset, and I'm sorry. 375 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,861 Well, so much for family loyalty. 376 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,342 You know, this kind of backstabbing 377 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,162 broke up the la toya and Michael sisterhood? 378 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,860 [Laughter] 379 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,817 It's just that we all had relationships with chase, too. 380 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,557 I mean, he's so sweet and charming and funny. 381 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,518 And a great bowler! I get it. 382 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,087 He's a wonderful guy 383 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,934 who's never too embarrassed to carry my purse, 384 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,268 - even the knock-offs. - [Laughter] 385 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,742 I do miss him. 386 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,532 Well, then, there you go! Get back with chase. 387 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,227 Well, it's not that simple. 388 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,734 I mean, I still think I kind of, sort of feel 389 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,140 something for Lorenzo. 390 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,750 Then there you go! Get back with Lorenzo! 391 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,502 - [Laughter] - [Knock on door] 392 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,902 - Well, i... - Big Dee Dee: Hello! 393 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,015 Blueberry muffin, are you ok? 394 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,198 Because, while making 395 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,073 my rounds of various pharmacies, 396 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,374 I spotted you sneaking through an unmarked door. 397 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,291 I discovered that it was a shrink's office, 398 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,266 after giving the janitor a cocktail from the mini-bar 399 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,731 - i keep in my purse. - [Laughter] 400 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,135 You bribed a stranger to get information 401 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,864 about my private life? 402 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,429 It's like you don't even know me. 403 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,125 - [Laughter] - [Knock on door] 404 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,310 Chase... 405 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,873 Uh... is there somewhere we can talk? 406 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:35,961 Sure. 407 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,402 Look, Mona, I know I put you in an awkward position 408 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,667 - with your friends and family. - You kind of did. 409 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,835 I guess I was just trying to find my way back to you. 410 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,063 To let you know that I... 411 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,371 I really miss you. 412 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,236 [Cheerful humming] 413 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,069 What's he doin' here? 414 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,079 - Chase, you remember Lorenzo. - [Laughter] 415 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,752 What I'm doing here is minding my business. 416 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,772 Maybe you should try minding yours. 417 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,521 Uhm, Lorenzo, you remember chase. 418 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,002 [Laughter] 419 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,392 Maybe what happens with Mona is my business. 420 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,605 Great. Everybody remembers everybody. 421 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,995 Really? Since when? 422 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,608 Since you were a fool to let her go. 423 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,528 Well, you were the fool that let her go first. 424 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,483 Wow, fighting over who dumped me first. 425 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,921 I am feeling good. 426 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,008 [Laughter] 427 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,096 Mona... 428 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,971 See what you did? 429 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,837 Man, that was all you. Go home! 430 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,800 - I am home. You go home. - [Laughter] 431 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,631 Oh, I'll go home. But I'll be back. 432 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,032 [Introductory musical note] 433 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,384 So, now that we've talked about my dad, 434 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,214 the pony, the whole "Mona-alona" experience, 435 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,733 and all the crappy birthdays, 436 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,396 I think we pretty much covered it. So thanks, 437 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,226 and I promise to mail back the magazines I stole. 438 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,694 [Laughter] 439 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,167 All right then. Good luck. 440 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,668 Are you really gonna let me walk out... 441 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,614 - Wait, you're doing it again. - [Laughter] 442 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,574 It's a good trick, and I do it well. 443 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:02,956 [Laughter] 444 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,399 You know, it's interesting 445 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,135 how your running away from our work here 446 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,746 mirrors your inability to deal with chase and Lorenzo. 447 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,137 Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't date both of them. 448 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,711 You can't? Sure you can. 449 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,538 Oh, wait, let me just check. Yeah, I'm right. It's not 1855. 450 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,368 [Laughter] 451 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,256 But playing with their feelings doesn't seem very fair. 452 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,204 This is not about them. 453 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,986 You have the right to make informed choices. 454 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,642 Take charge of your own life 455 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,855 and leave your parents' mistakes out of it. 456 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,135 Well, if you can help me do that, 457 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,364 you deserve a peace prize, doc. 458 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,782 [Laughter] 459 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,582 - Actually, I'm good with cash. - [Laughter] 460 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,781 - Well, good morning, Thorne. - What's good about it? 461 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,310 [Laughter] 462 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,624 I was up until 4:00 A.M. revising the third draft 463 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,572 of your stupid report, 464 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,490 which is why my hair looks like this. 465 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,265 [Laughter] 466 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,230 This is great. Gus is gonna be psyched. 467 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,797 Where is everybody? 468 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,207 Oh, well, I thought about what you said 469 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,606 about, you know, overworking everybody, 470 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,329 so I decided to give everyone the day off 471 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:07,163 to make up for my somewhat overzealous managerial style. 472 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,853 [Laughter] 473 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,510 Wow. 474 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,214 You actually listened to me. 475 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,706 Yeah, not so much you as my inner voice 476 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,989 after my conversation with you. 477 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,948 [Laughter] 478 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,277 Plus the fact that I didn't want anyone 479 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,909 - to torch my Porsche. - [Laughter] 480 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,827 So why didn't I know about this day off? 481 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,672 Did I forget to put one of these memos 482 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,918 - in your box last night? - [Laughter] 483 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,615 My bad. Look at that. 484 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,862 I put a little happy face on it and everything for you. 485 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,812 Just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you 486 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,797 lookin' out for me, you know? Thanks for, uh, havin' my back. 487 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,023 - Anytime. - Oh, and, Thorne, 488 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,803 you know that I got yours. 489 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,237 [Phone rings] 490 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,548 Gmg, good morning. Hey, Gus! 491 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,574 What do you mean, where the hell is everybody? 492 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,903 - Where are you? - [Laughter] 493 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,599 You... he's upstairs in his office. 494 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,295 [Laughter] 495 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,652 He must have come back early. 496 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,952 Um... uh, honestly, I don't know. 497 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,320 I... I... you know, its funny. I was... I was up all night 498 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,910 working on that pre-draft report, 499 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,520 [laughter] 500 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,411 And when I get in this morning, uh... [laughs] 501 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,626 Thorne had given everybody the day off. 502 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,018 Don't know why. Yeah, I'll send her 503 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,485 right up! No problem. Bye-bye! 504 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,274 Wow. He wants to see you upstairs in his office. 505 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,320 [Laughs] That sucks. 506 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,405 [Laughter] 507 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,919 Playin' with the big boys now, Thorne. [Clicks tongue] 508 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,503 Well, it's too bad that you put out a memo 509 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,067 giving everyone the day off and signed your name to it. 510 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,026 - [Laughter] - Thorne? Thorne? 511 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,336 - [Laughs] You wouldn't do that. - Watch me. 512 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,693 Oh, and, uh, don't go too far. 513 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,453 I have a feeling Gus is gonna want to see you 514 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,391 - in his office, too. - [Laughter] 515 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,354 Oh, oh! [Clicks tongue] 516 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,002 [Laughter] 517 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,917 [Introductory musical note] 518 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,533 [Thinking] I've discovered 519 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,273 an entirely new concept. 520 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,844 Instead of sitting back and letting things happen, 521 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,322 I'm gonna take charge and make things happen. 522 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:07,413 I think I'm gonna date chase and Lorenzo. 523 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,374 Somehow, what seemed like a problem 524 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:13,282 now seems kind of exciting... Unless they both reject me. 525 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:17,069 No, wait! That's the old Mona. New Mona is in charge. 526 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,729 Now, I brought you both together 527 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:29,295 because it pains me to see two people I love fighting. 528 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,945 And we have dinner reservations, 529 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,799 so let's get to the "sorrys." Phyllis, you go first. 530 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,393 [Laughter] 531 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,567 Why me? Her own mother's a therapist, 532 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,483 and she goes to see someone else? 533 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,828 No wonder the American family is fallin' apart. 534 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,358 [Laughter] 535 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,572 Ma, you know too much about the situation. 536 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,581 I needed somebody impartial. 537 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,323 Besides, Dr. Swenson didn't mean anything to me. 538 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,445 And, if it makes you feel any better, 539 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,408 I thought about you the whole time. 540 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,146 You did? 541 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,587 Then I'm sorry I cheated on you, too. 542 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,114 And if it makes you feel any better, 543 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,158 all we did with chase was talk about you. 544 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,943 Ok, ten minutes till our reservation. 545 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,068 - Let's wrap this up in the car! - [Laughter] 546 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,336 So just promise you'll never see Dr. Swenson again. 547 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,082 But it's just that I've got a... 548 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,816 Oh, for the love of god, just promise! 549 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,267 We're losing our table as we speak! 550 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,873 [Laughter] 551 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,803 But I prepaid. I still have eight more sessions. 552 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,345 She got you to prepay? She's good! 553 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,866 - Maybe I ought to go see her. - [Laughter] 554 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,010 [Introductory theme song] 555 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:32,610 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0